bathroom kid

Those friends your friend is always talking about. Excellent rump-shakers, classified by their amazing black accents and coolness. If too many bathroom kids are in one place, it could possibly tear a hole in the universe.

Oh my god Courtney, I think her Bathroom Kids are gonna be at that party.

by chad is hot January 7, 2009

Porkchop Kid

When a kid is so ugly, you have to hang a porkchop on each ear just so the dog will like them.

Little Johnny is so ugly, he's a porkchop kid.

by Upnorthbetty January 22, 2024

Kid named finger

A braindead image/meme of Mike Ehrmantraut saying "Kid named finger". This is the fusion of the meme of "mikeposting" and the joke "Let's finger paint! Kid named paint:".

"Alright class, today we're gonna finger paint!"

Kid named finger:
mike

by Joe Vamp August 5, 2025

Fortnite kids

The reason no one plays fortnite anymore see also: toxic 8 year olds

Fortnite kid: walks in room

Anyone with a functional brain: "alright get the broom we gotta scare the fortnite kids out."

by Awildmoron April 17, 2022

Tolles kids

A derogatory term for students at Tolles Career and Technical Center, typically referring to their low IQ.

It sucks, but, I'd also require hall passes if I was incharge of Tolles kids.

by JustUrAvgNraveGigger May 20, 2024

trix with kids

Women of loose or questionable moral character, who also happen to have spawned children.

I got together with Kelly and Alisha last night. Luckily they had sitters, damn trix with kids.

by Jai Smokyyr October 4, 2008

ipad kid

the most musty crusty ass kid you'll ever meet you will find apple sauce or some mixture of food on their ipad, you can tell whos a ipad by the clothes they wear, their shirts are cocomelon or baby shark or a creeper sweatshirt and their pant are blue always blue. amkes sure they dont take your phone what they say before they take your phone is '' do you have games on your phone" then they add finger prints all over your phone

my brother is an ipad kid!

by Quandale_dingle the 3rd June 1, 2022