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Jack heafford

The most washed Bottlejob of a guy, on the decline, an absolute shambles of a nax guy.
Jack heafford is a state
by GoatMf February 13, 2023
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Saudi Arabian Naval Jack

The act of covering yourself in oil, masturbating, and ejaculating into your own belly button.
Sorry Dave, would love to go to the pub tonight but I'm giving myself the ol' Saudi Arabian Naval Jack.
by SANJ Appreciater November 27, 2024
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jack roller

a guy who jacks off so much that he’s just perfected a rolling motion and is ultimately a useless pleb. mostly used as a derogatory insult to someone who gets no pussy, but also can be used to describe a crew of circle jerking jack offs.
Look at these fucking jack rollers.

Yeah, Andy is a fucking jack roller. Caught him air practicing his jack off motion in the corner at a party as if he was in the on deck circle.
by wshad3 November 13, 2022
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jack pepper

jack pepper is an emo bitch who cuts himself with eyebrow raxzors and has an alchoholic dad who doesnt love him and a mum who throws knives at him
jack pepper cuts himself
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Jack

Jack is a super easy going, nice guy & you’ll often find him with a camera in his hand. Jack is shorter than most men, his friends know him as wee man and his girlfriend talks of his banana shaped penis!
OMG… that jack guy is sooo SMALL! He’s a wee little fellagood dick though!
by 2ndTallestManInAsia November 23, 2021
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Jack

Really just a sarcastic asshole, can be nice at times but makes you step back and wonder whether or not he's being serious... probably not.
Person: Hey did you hear the joke Jack made the other day?

Person 2: Are you sure he wasn't just being a dick?
by Henry||| March 20, 2017
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Jack

The most amazing guy you will ever meet, he will make you fall for him within days, amazing laugh and beautiful eyes, the most amazing handsome man you will ever see.

(And he's really good at skate three)
Jack might be the most amazing guy I've ever met!
by Hayreeburger August 18, 2024
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