Term used to describe white collar folk who are completely full of shit. This is especially true for corporate workers, members of Congress, government officials, politicians, Big Pharma, and of course we can’t forget our trusted veterinarians. They present with brown shit stains on their white collars, making them easily identifiable. Other typical characteristics include a pretentious smile, holier than thou attitude and their ability to bullshit anyone and everyone to get ahead and make a quick buck. They don’t discriminate and will stop at nothing; anything goes and no one is immune. A brown stain is a mandatory white collar work place requirement, leaving no room for competence or morals. Intelligence is now a thing of the past, and the customer is always wrong.
Typical B.S. Brown Stains on white collars corporate Interview: (Shakes hands) “ How ya doin’ today, Sir? So, very nice to meet you! What a lovely office you have! This your family? Wow! Beautiful! 😁 😁😁
Have you had the chance to look over my resume? Great 🤗! Well, as you can see, I’d be an overwhelming asset because I’m completely full of shit! 😘 I don’t wear these brown stains on my white collar for nothing! 👨🏼 💼💩! What ya think?”
“I think you’d fit in quite well with the rest of the shit bags; when can ya start?”
Have you had the chance to look over my resume? Great 🤗! Well, as you can see, I’d be an overwhelming asset because I’m completely full of shit! 😘 I don’t wear these brown stains on my white collar for nothing! 👨🏼 💼💩! What ya think?”
“I think you’d fit in quite well with the rest of the shit bags; when can ya start?”
by summertime36 September 06, 2021
by Brastoltzndon July 07, 2017
When a guy wipes back to front and tea bags his girlfriend/boyfriend. Also can be called a sack lunch
by Al upinnya March 09, 2024
The feeling of your anal sphincter tightening as you are confronted by an unexpected and terrible result, that might be your fault. As in a change of color as a result of fecal matter being involuntarily excreted.
As all of the lights in the building went out at once, following Private Snuffy's flip of the switch, he experienced a browning moment, before they flickered back on amidst the sergeant's grumbling about the crappy electrical system at Camp Blunderfudge.
by dsmartas January 28, 2020
Based on the scene from Family Guy where Cleveland Brown falls from a tub off a broken house after "Peter's shenanigans", Cleveland Brown-ing is just that.
by IanRyan'sStepfather May 12, 2019
by Funny goober April 25, 2022
You take diarrhea and the materials for a pipe bomb and make 2 cylinders and fill one up with diarrhea and one with gunpowder.
Its used in the same way as a normal flashbang but a big mess is added and it can blind the enemies with shit
Its used in the same way as a normal flashbang but a big mess is added and it can blind the enemies with shit
by Funny goober April 25, 2022