a smart, cute and hilarious person he can make you smile when you think you are going to cry he can make you laugh and smile he is an amazing friend and don’t know how you can live with out him. A week with out him can make you feel sad and lonely he knows what to see in girls can fix any problems you have with other people and there is no way you don’t love him already
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by teamwheel March 21, 2022
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Person 1: who’s that guy
Person 2: I heard that’s Zach and if you get in the bed with him he’ll straighten your pipes.
Person 2: I heard that’s Zach and if you get in the bed with him he’ll straighten your pipes.
by Uhhhh daddy December 3, 2020
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Bro 2: Bro, you ain’t fucking shit, you be pulling a Zach any time you talk with a girl
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by That Slav January 1, 2020
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by anonymous July 23, 2024
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