flamming fuzzy smurf

A mixed drink usually served in the form of a shot consisting of peach schnapps, orange juice, and blue curacao mixed together in a glass. This is then poured to fill 2/3 of a shot glass. The top third of this shot is made of baccardi 151 proof rum and lit on fire.

You better blow out the flame on your flamming fuzzy smurf before drinking it.

by johnny fuller May 29, 2007

my smurf, your peak

quite literally the most devastating insult one could lob in voice chat at their sh*t teammates in ranked videos games like R6, Valorant, LOL, Rocket League, Chess. It implies that the speakers “f*ck around” or “smurf” account thats only played on casually is ranked better than the enemy/shit teammates real account is ranked at its peak.

teammate: “that was a bad play, look at your aim , you’re dogwater”

you: “ my smurf, your peak ”

by Crouch Guy August 24, 2023

Asian smurf bomb

It is when one person Takes a crap and wraps it in blue something, (Plastic, towel, etc...) and puts it in a cup o noodles. Mush it up and put blue food dye in it then eat it with a friend. (two girls one cup)

Say, you are at a friends house and you get hungry. Asian smurf bomb is here for you. ps. I LOVE buttcheese

by daverooskie March 02, 2012

mas udin clapping smurf cat

a rare specimen of zaza commited indonesian named mas udin, who claps 69,420 smurf cats a day

Last year when mrbeast was bouncing off trypophobia, I saw mas udin clapping smurf cat

by welcometourfinaltestimmrbreast September 21, 2023

commanding administrative executive officer of the amphibious turtle smurfs

an elderly nigga with a 3rd grade education whom is accountable for all slow walking, fast swimming niggas from the south atlantic.

shazaam went to talk to jamel the commanding administrative executive officer of the amphibious turtle smurfs to find out about an open postion to join the useless squad.

by shnarf May 26, 2008

Skibidi ohio sigma grimace shake level 5 gyat smurf cat we live we love we lie based patrick bateman huggy wuggy rizz

This word means you have Skibidi ohio sigma grimace shake level 5 gyat smurf cat we live we love we lie based patrick bateman huggy wuggy rizz

Do you have Skibidi ohio sigma grimace shake level 5 gyat smurf cat we live we love we lie based patrick bateman huggy wuggy rizz?

End your life

by combobunga2020tony09 September 27, 2023

Gold Smurf

When someone makes a smurf (Secondary Account) to win games in any Online PvP Videogame (e.g. League of Legends, Apex Legends etc.) to have easier games or to win more games, but isn't actually much better than the elo of their main account.

Person 1: "That account has a 60% winrate."
Person 2: "Don't worry, they're propably just a gold smurf. Their winrate isn't even that high!"

by Pebpebs April 23, 2021