George Washington

The father of our country, America, 1st president of the U.S.A.

Guy 1: "Whaddya think of George Washington?"

Guy 2: "Dude, he's the father of our nation, he literally gave us freedom. What do you think my opinion is?"

by Dumb_American March 18, 2024

Eastern Washington

120 degrees in the summer, -20 degrees in the winter. Everyone smokes fucking weed. Every day is 4/20. Literally empty except for one or two cities here and there and some stupid weed shops. Most people there are probably active on r/trees.

Q: Hey i wanna smoke weed legally where should I go?
A: EASTERN WASHINGTON IS THE PLACE- Oh yeah, it's empty there.

by Omskmapping July 7, 2022

George Washington

A George Washinton is when you cum on a girls teeth and force her to brush it in.

"Omg Barbera, Fred made me do a George Washington last night"

by Monk Eballs July 14, 2022

Washington air raid

When someone crop dusts a woman who is driving topless.

Hank and Evan just gave their boss the gnarliest Washington air raid

by Tazerchase July 23, 2022

George Washington

American soldier, statesman and Founding Father.
1st President of the United States (1789-1797)

George Washington was the first President of the United States.

by slayert March 5, 2022

Washington Weed Shitter

The action of shoving a bong up one’s asshole while they proceed to shit in it while you smoke it saying: “that’s some shitty weed.”

Jenny wanted to try some new shit so I gave her a Washington Weed Shitter.

by vacqe September 26, 2025