Carve the turkey

verb used to describe when a man thrusts his penis into a very wet and juicy pussey.

I got to "carve the turkey" last night, then I went in for seconds!

by Carve a turkey October 30, 2014

Mexican Turkey

A giant mecha chicken, it has the name of turkey because of how big it is.

This chicken can be very detrimental to your health as it can hurt in a very bad way

"A mexican turkey came to my house and destroyed my house"

by MechaTurkey43 April 27, 2016

Turkey Quesadilla

A woman's vagina. The female Labia.

Yeah I was eatin' that turkey quesadilla for hours last night! wooooo weeee

by AmandJackBood June 10, 2010

turkey tail

When home over the holidays, hooking up with old friends.

After gorging on a holiday feast, the most succulent thing afterwards is turkey tail

by nellbell48 November 26, 2010

pardoning the turkey

a.) unintentionally satisfying the ridiculous demands of single-issue group
b.) fulfilling an obligation to look like a good person to your friends or the majority while simultaneously becoming worshipped by enemies or an ass-backwards minority

a.) By pardoning the turkey, the President enraptured PETA.
b.) Steve pardoned the turkey when he accidentaly invited his alcoholic ex-girfriend to the New Years party.

by Odin Tyrand December 4, 2009

Philadelphia turkey

A sexual fetish where you are either tied or tie someone up naked, wrists to knees, and cook them like a turkey. Of course pre heated to 350°

Me: want to come over for dinner? I've had Jessica doing the Philadelphia turkey since yesterday.

by TheFalconNose January 6, 2019

turkey tuck

A sexual act in which a man squats over a woman (or man) and said underling performs oral sex from under. In a position where the underling simulated the bobbing head of a turkey while their gagging mimics the gobble of a turkey and the dominant participant's Gentiles simulate the beak and wattle

I had her in a turkey tuck and gagging hard!

by Borxbor September 10, 2013