edward was taken to the tower

a sarcastic way to show/say that something is not interesting or information that was given without anyone need it.
usually used as a command for a video of an article.

girl: i just finish washing my hair!
man: really? edward was taken to the tower...

boy1: i have a balloon!
boy2: edward was taken to the tower and running low on fuel...

by blorbi December 14, 2010

Tower Defense Simulator

Tower defense simulator is a game that is in roblox its also popular because of it delays and they got alot of overpriced stuff and hard to get p2w game

Joe: tower defense simulator is so good
Jack: no that game is p2w

by coolman292929 May 17, 2022

Stafford Tower Staplegun

When having intercourse one must repeatedly throw assorted kitchen instruments and rotten food stuffs towards the woman

I gave her a stafford tower staplegun, she loved it,

by Tetley12 October 26, 2011

Leaning Tower of Ricko

The Perthian Art of standing motionlessly after consuming numerous alcoholic beverages.

Check out Timbo, he's got the leaning tower of Ricko down to a tee! How's he standing after all that beer?

by Perina Posty March 29, 2005

Two Inch Tower

This is an insult used to say someone has a small penis; Usually a nick name.

"Put away that two inch tower John, and stop looking at Claire!"

by Jerry Bob Jonclair April 13, 2006

water tower bumb

A fat, hairy, creepy, old man with no teeth that is always smiling..... Oh ya and they live on water towers

We better run I see a water tower bumb !!!!!!

by BedHead Tigi May 22, 2016

effiel tower dick

a dick that is 25 inches

"Wow, Mark sure does have an effiel tower dick!!"

by daddy's little princess December 13, 2016