top of the class

Used sarcasticly in the same way as rocket scientist or einstein to insult someone who has attempted to sound intelligent by pointing out the obvious.

Wow, you're top of the class there!

by Kung-Fu Jesus April 21, 2004

Muff Top

When the pubic hair extends above the elastic panty line.

That girl better clean that stuff up, I can see her muff top from here.

by Doctor 420 May 21, 2014

bippy top

a woman's skimpy top or halter, worn without a bra

She wore a bippy top and jeans.

by daisyss March 19, 2006

Top 8

Your "top" eight friends on myspace. You can also get custom friend spaces to alter the format of myspace and allow "top 12," "top 25," etc. The fun never ends.

You are so not in my Top 8. Actually, I have a Top 12 and you're not even in that.

by cuzimaboss September 11, 2006

top oneself

To top oneself is to commit suicide.

He's such a loser, he should do himself a favor and top himself.

Listening to Coldplay often leads one towards wanting to top oneself.

by dooglus October 17, 2007

flat top

a hairstyle worn by psychobillies, short on the sides with the top styled upwards and trimmed so that it is flat, hence the name 'flat top'.

"cool,cool,cool flat top yeah" lyrics by horrorpops.

My boyfriend Gareth would love a flat top but his hair's too curly lol

by strawberrycherry November 2, 2008

muffin top

The roll of fat that slumps over the waistband of too tight lowrider jeans.

"That girl is cute but look at that muffin top."

by Kevin Jahn June 11, 2006