tool pool 

A location where a large group of tools are in close proximity. The tools will usually get along fabulously because they can all relate to each other.

Boy 1: Dude, did you watch the season premiere of Daisy of Love?
Boy 2: Yeah, the house on that show is a tool pool.

tool pool by Halfcaff April 26, 2009

tool duel 

(n) When two obnoxious and tool-esque guys battle it out in reference to drinking, trash-talking, hooking up with girls, or other frat-like activities, in order to secure their title as alpha-tool.

1. "Did you see Nathan do that keg stand for 45 seconds?"
2. "Yea, but Kev-O did one for 47 seconds while that hot blonde was watching."
1. Looks like Kev-O won the tool duel.

tool duel by wheresbuckbeack? July 19, 2011

Tool-Shed Negro 

Coined by writer/artist Gerj Hadde T.M.F.U.

A clever take on the classic "Field-Niggah"/"House-Niggah" debate ever present in Black America.

This variety being one who can capably function in the "fields" of the culture of black folk, per se, while somehow also managing the "house" of an adverse greater society at large. A sort of human buffer-state; a conduit. Tool shed serving as metaphor for common ground, as he/she is often used, regarded -or taken advantage of- equally by opposing sides.

Tool-shed negroes are rare and generational. They usually have polarizing personalities and are of the intellectual/creative/free-spirited type (a lá James Baldwin, Michelle Obama, Kanye West et al.)

"...fuck you Uncle Tom! I'm a Tool-Shed Negro!!!"

Tool-Shed Negro by Clara Blanqy March 14, 2019

Tool Shame 

The act of shaming someone for working with inexpensive hand tools. Usually done by someone who has poor impluse control and spends thousands of dollars on tool truck tools (ie.. Snap-on). This person has an IQ of less than 100 and cannot do the simplest cost benefit analysis to realize that they are the moron for investing in over priced tools.

Shamer... Yee Yee, them there Harbor Freight wrenches ain't as good my Snap-On ones.

Shamee.. Pound sand you dumb redneck and quit trying to tool shame me.

Tool Shame by Kram Larry October 28, 2022

tool box 

a fraternity house

Fuck going to Delts, that place is a tool box.

"Hey brah, meet me back at the tool box."

tool box by Dubizzle March 18, 2009

tool barn 

n. variation of tool shed

Can you believe that guy from Coldplay that Gwyneth Paltrow married, comparing his band to U2? What a fucking tool barn.

tool barn by Mr. Dude Man July 11, 2006

tool belt Tommy 

A very manly lesbian or bull-dyke

hey! look at her that's a "tool belt Tommy"

tool belt Tommy by pattypatpancake November 16, 2009