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Tom nook

A secret Arabian spy used to figure out the American capitalist system to exploit the stock market. Also extremely skilled at being a stupid fucking bitch that will scam all your fucking bells.
Damn that fucking bitch Tom nook stole all of my FUCKING bells again! AHHHHHHHHH
by anon01992065278 May 6, 2020
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creeping tom

While stopped at a stoplight, something in a nearby car catches your eye (sorority bumper sticker, etc) and in order to ascertain the nailablilty of the driver you let off the brake and idle into a position where you could reach ideal creeping angle. Also, known as a Creeping Jane for females.
“Look, that Isuzu has a “Sassy Chick” sticker on the bumper.”

“Pull a Creeping Tom up there to get a better look-see. I think we got something.”

“Weak dude, I let off my brake for that? She’s a 7.1 on the Nailer Scale.”
by Ockman May 2, 2008
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Tom Baker

A long, wide, wool scraf, simlar to the one worn by Tom Baker on Doctor Who.
Wow, I love your Tom Baker!
by LongLiveRock July 26, 2005
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Tom Hardy

To do a "Tom Hardy" is to have enough confidence in your own ability as a human and the sheer arrogance to refute the need of any form of social media/app to attract a member of the opposite sex.
"So are you on tinder/twitter?"

I hate to do a "Tom Hardy" but I don't need that to get a shag.
by admicu April 15, 2014
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Tom Holland

"Wow Tom Holland is a great Spider-Man"
"You misspelled daddy"
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Tom Morrelo

Probably the most talented guitarist in the whole fucking world. The things he does with a guitar are just fucking amazing. Plays for Audioslave and played for Rage Against the Machine.
Tom Morrelo's solo in Like a Stone is fucking mind blowing live.
by fsdaffsad April 28, 2005
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gay tom

Gay Tom is an expression that originated in the UK and is used to express your feelings toward someone you know. The term is often a term of endearment with an offensive undertone.
"Don't call me a cunt, you gay tom!"
by chazsan June 17, 2008
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