pussy toilet

Literally the meaning of Dusty.

Dusty: I dont tan, i burn
Person 1: stfu you're literally such a pussy toilet smh

by kghjdfnlmsn July 2, 2022

Toilet Bandit

Crack head in Houston that ran around town stealing all the valves off the public toilets for crack money.

The Toilet Bandit struck again, all the valves are gone!

by Robbiesbj July 29, 2021

Toilet Math

When flushed pages of a photocopied raw manuscript that an unscrupulous math publisher had illegally obtained from a competitor’s editor or agent were found clogging the toilet.

On a surprise visit to Winning Math Publishing, the FBI found proof of toilet math taking place upon their arrival to their premises.

by Fasters February 14, 2022

nuke the toilet

Th definition of taking a giant shit in your toilet, so it feels like it should eksplode.

I need to go use the bathroom, so i can nuke the toilet

by S.A.T.A.N June 3, 2021

Toilet Terrorist

A person engaging in planning and execution of heinous acts intended to destroy a public toilet. The goal is to take out as many people as possible.

My co-worker is a toilet terrorist because he left an IED (Improvised Explosive Dookie) in the toilet, preventing use of the bathroom for more than an hour. All that had attempted entry were tested for hazardous levels of exposure. Use of a sniffer is recommended to test toxicity levels.

by Happy_Days123 March 19, 2010

toilet plunger

when you shit a hefty load in a chicks mouth, then proceed to jam it down her throat with your cock

man: holy shit bro, i had a raging hard on AND had to shit last night, so i gave some bitch a toilet plunger. Friend: sweet dude

by marvin pallet July 29, 2012

toilet trained

when a girl is deep throughting a cock and then she starts puking while still give you head haha

mery was gaggin on my wang and then i toilet trained her ass

by d moore March 3, 2004