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Energy Toilet

A person who is generally regarded as having good energy who gives it away freely to those who need to heal, but to a fault. Thus resulting in being the designated healer, while constantly eating everyone else’s shit.
Tori used Brian as an energy toilet one too many times and he finally snapped and shit it all back down her throat! That’s why she hates him. It wasn’t his fault, he only wanted to help.
by deememetee March 11, 2021
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nuke the toilet

Th definition of taking a giant shit in your toilet, so it feels like it should eksplode.
I need to go use the bathroom, so i can nuke the toilet
by S.A.T.A.N June 3, 2021
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pussy toilet

Dusty: I dont tan, i burn
Person 1: stfu you're literally such a pussy toilet smh
by kghjdfnlmsn July 2, 2022
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Toilet Math

When flushed pages of a photocopied raw manuscript that an unscrupulous math publisher had illegally obtained from a competitor’s editor or agent were found clogging the toilet.
On a surprise visit to Winning Math Publishing, the FBI found proof of toilet math taking place upon their arrival to their premises.
by Fasters February 14, 2022
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Toilet Terrorist

A person engaging in planning and execution of heinous acts intended to destroy a public toilet. The goal is to take out as many people as possible.
My co-worker is a toilet terrorist because he left an IED (Improvised Explosive Dookie) in the toilet, preventing use of the bathroom for more than an hour. All that had attempted entry were tested for hazardous levels of exposure. Use of a sniffer is recommended to test toxicity levels.
by Happy_Days123 March 19, 2010
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toilet plunger

when you shit a hefty load in a chicks mouth, then proceed to jam it down her throat with your cock
man: holy shit bro, i had a raging hard on AND had to shit last night, so i gave some bitch a toilet plunger. Friend: sweet dude
by marvin pallet July 29, 2012
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toilet trained

when a girl is deep throughting a cock and then she starts puking while still give you head haha
mery was gaggin on my wang and then i toilet trained her ass
by d moore March 3, 2004
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