Disaster Strikes, Hilarity Ensues

What you say when your friend does something unfathomably stupid, and it bites them in the ass.

After you say this, of course, you laugh.

Friend: Oh shit, I ran off the edge of the map and lost all my stuff!

You: Disaster Strikes, Hilarity Ensues

(laugh)

by EjectedCasings April 02, 2021

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strike cry

yelling some outlandish word/gibberish, right as you put a lot of force into something (e.g. kicking a ball)

guy: ALCATRAAAAZ!!! (shatters beer bottle)
guy 2: what did he just scream?
guy 3: he’s strike crying

by Liech10stein April 01, 2024

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When you get a boner, referring to both hands on the clock pointing up when it is noon

The cock strikes noon when one watches porn or with their significant other

by Jiminy cherrypopper February 09, 2015

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by myguymclovin December 17, 2018

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dude i just shot a mortar strike into your toilet

by myguymclovin December 17, 2018

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A first strike just literally you (dumb little dicktators, presidents, or who ever the fuck you’re supposed to be) just spamming the nuke attack

Republic of Penis: I’m gonna do, IM GONNA DO MY FIRST STRIKE!1!1!1!!
City State of Kwanchelongeranzis: bruh nuke spammer 💀

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When you take a dump three times before having to start your day at work. It is an automatic day off.

I called off work today and told them "I struck out". I broke the three strike rule.

by tripleRdeuce April 21, 2023

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