If you think about it

Something that welon for some reason says because its funny :)

"i mean if you think about it its true that the earth is flat"
- welon

by Auyen November 24, 2020

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Think sphincter

The metaphorical controller of speech which stops you enunciating every thought you ever have.

Melissa's down fall was a loose think sphincter as she told the boss he was putting on weight...

by Marty McGonagle April 12, 2016

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It doesn't matter what other people think

All that matters is what I think. So, I'm going to get people think what I think and then... By making shit up. I spoke to the creature!

Hym " It doesn't matter what other people think' is probably the most solipsistic thought you can have. I need a theory name for my solipsism thing... OH! Religious blight theory. That'll be what it's called. Until they think you're a pedophile. Until they think they can get away with robbing you. Until they murder your kids. And then that will be the only then that matters."

by Hym Iam April 09, 2024

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Think differently

"He needs to think differently"~Person who thinks their mind is better than yours. I'm glad I had this one primed. I've has this in the tabs for a week.

Hym "Trying to control what people think is far more morally repugnant than trying to control was they do. And the idea that I need to think differently is predicated on an a priori presupposition that you mind works better than mine. If your mood does not reflect your circumstance then you are delusional. It that 'This is fine' meme where everything is on fire. You don't give a shit about peoples mental health, you give a shit about denying yourself culpability. See, she's existing wrong and if only your thought were in her brain... Well then she'd be one of the true Scottsman! Golden and pure. Then you would cooperate. Then she could be allowed to exist qithin the confines of your solipsistic reality. This is you conflating the outcome of your life with the superiority of your ethos. Your ego can't take it. You can't NOT be the master of reality. You did reality right. And no one cam tell you otherwise."

by Hym Iam March 11, 2023

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Tak-think

Not using your head. Not thinking things through.

Originating from Malaysian colloquialism.

She’s so tak-think! She should’ve tried to get his attention so he’d fall in love with her a long time ago.

Johnny, don't play with fireworks in the living room, why are you soo tak-think.

Why did you sleep at 5am on school day!? Tak-think!

by LimA5 May 15, 2022

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