Shrek

Shaggy demon

"Shrek is the heathen that is trying to usurp our lord and master shaggy. WE MUST DESTROY HIM FOR THE GLORY OF SHAGGY"
"I'm begging you, let me out of here. it's cold. you haven't fed me in days. I have children. i'm begging you let me just see their faces and let me tell them I love them"
"THAT'S THE KIND OF THING A SHREK SUPPORTER WILL SAY"
"N-no- please"
"RALPHY! BRING THE BOILING OIL!"

by IOU 1 definition February 3, 2019

Shrek

Shrek is the god we shall all praise. He has the thiccest ass cheeks in all the swamp. Shrek is love shrek is life. If you thinkj hes not daddy, you will be immediately sacrificed to lord farquaad. periodt.

shrek is love shrek is life :)

by ThiccDudelmao January 21, 2020

Shrek Neck

When your poop is green

I just had a shrek neck and I think I need to see a doctor

by Mr. Cat Guy October 7, 2022

shrek

the hottest thing on planet earth

i wanna fuck shrek

by bansom June 28, 2022

Shrek cum

Cum that comes out of your penis

“Yoo Jamal want some shrek cum?”

by Evanglaser March 1, 2022

Shrek

The most beautiful being known to man. He is a hot-ass Ogre

I have a crush on Shrek the beautiful Ogre

by LordPugmobile September 23, 2020

Shrek 7

Based on the trend shown by graphing the Rotten Tomatoes score of Shrek movies, this movie, if it were to come out, would have a Rotten Tomatoes score of

Shrek 1: 88%
Shrek 2: 89%
Shrek 3: 41%

Shrek 4: 57%
Up by one, down by 48, up by 16. Continuing this pattern, we will have down by 768, up by 256, down by 12288. Adding this all up, we get a Rotten Tomatoes score for Shrek 7 of -12743. Still better than Morbius.

by AlownAgainstTheWorld May 25, 2023