Ryan

A mother fucker, who thinks he is the coolest bad ass in the world when really he is ugly, selfish, stupid, shitty, and a big dick.

"EW it's Ryan the dick!"
*Pukes*

by Life isn't fair okay? February 7, 2019

Ryan

A guy who is in gay denial, yet loves to show off his micropenis.

Did you see Ryan’s cock when he did that naked handstand? It was so small! I know it was dark in the garden but he did spead his legs open.

by Pussyhunter1996 September 4, 2018

Ryan

A boy who doesn't know his place. He has brown hair and is overall ugly. He thinks he can mess with my friends but nah fam.

Did u hear that Ryan was being rude AGAIN to grace and her friends?

by BOOMaCHiLd March 6, 2019

Ryan

Ryan is a super cute dude. He can always make you laugh. You'll get lost in his brown eyes.

Ryan is a super cute dude.

by lover6246 December 4, 2018

Ryan

Ryan is THE biggest homie hopper and is desperate for attention. hide your friends and your friend's friends while your at it. make sure his friends aren't hot before you ruin your chance with the whole group. only personality trait is blocking anyone and everyone. his desperation should not be the least of worries in this situation though, he is only 5'8 but he makes sure to round up. if you catch him in a real honest moment, he will tell you 5'8 3/4. not only has he failed to cut his hair, he also fails to change out of the same flannel and vans.

"is Ryan hot?"
"no but his friends are"

by penisdaddylover69 July 16, 2021

Ryan

A massive simp when encounters the female species. Creates good vibes amongst friends until he remembers about ‘that girl’ and kills the Friday night mood.

We had such a great night out until Ryan saw that girl

by Simpinggod March 5, 2020

Ryan

Ryan, any form of this name including first, middle or last name means you are a part of an elite group that everyone’s wishes to be a part of.

Ryan is elite.

by One of the elite August 2, 2019