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V- Card

For oneself to have not lost virginity; to not have lost said virginity
"I still have my v- card, do you?"
by Willow Wolfe February 15, 2021
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Deck of Cards

When a woman has a nice set of breasts and a nice butt
Man, that woman has a nice deck of cards
by theCapriSunNun July 4, 2023
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The feelings card

A dialectic counterattack, primarily used by females when arguing with their male counterparts, in which some or all statements previously made in the conversation are retroactively labeled "feelings". This Jiu-Jitsu inspired verbal maneuver thus renders all valid points and rebuttals made by the victim moot, nay less than moot, in fact all those rebuttals have now been turned into an unprompted offensive attack. And in argument, it is the attacker who "loses" the match.
Mark: So my girl told me that I was asshole because I forgot our first anniversary yesterday. I pulled out the concert ticket from our first date which proved our anniversary is next week and said she was being rude. Then she pulled the feelings card on me, she said that regardless of when our anniversary really is, she still felt forgotten and felt like i was an asshole, and now i was a double asshole for calling her rude and stomping on her when she was already hurt. FML!
by mckwistonator July 20, 2012
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Fortnite card

who wants it?
by bruhh2 December 17, 2021
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M card

M card: The "Menopause" card.

Menopause; the menstrual cycle (periods) ceases for life. No longer able to procreate. Usually occurs between mid-to-late-40's. Sexual freedom; pregnancy is no longer a concern.
I hold my M card, my daughter still holds her V card - or the virginity card.
by MsRose1 November 21, 2010
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Period Card

A derogatory term that men claim women use for convenience on their periods
Lucy, stop pulling the period card. You women always have an excuse.
by girlforgirls November 13, 2018
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credit card

a kids way out of bankruptcy (mostly used for vbucks or xbox gift cards

"My mom never saw me take it out of her £3 purse,I used it for v-bucks!" - Jimmy
His mom,Karen had a struggle but got it back soon enough,before the dad left...
"FRICK YOU KAREN I NEED YOUR CREDIT CARD FOR MY VBUCKS"
by FRICK YOU KAREN May 6, 2020
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