swine fooled

Being fooled by mixing normal flu symptoms to swine flu symptoms

Patient: Doctor you have to give me tamiflu now i have swine flue
Doctor: Take it easy you are swine fooled, it is just a normal flu.

by Jurdylicious January 18, 2010

I pity the fool

Mr. T's "I pity the fool" means he literally feels bad for the person on whom he will be whupping their ass.

I pity the fool who threads on me.

by jeek620 November 30, 2022

Easter Fools

When Easter is on April Fools.

Person 1: Easter Fools!
Person 2: Don't you mean April Fools?
Person 1: Well it's Easter as well, so it's Easter Fools.

by Rairakku-Chan July 16, 2021

Hush Fool

Stop talking foolishly. Used when someone is talking nonsense or making fun something/someone.

Hush fool and stop talking crazy. Hush fool you know that's not right.

by BringingLaughs July 16, 2019

april fools day

You can literally do anything you want on this day. You can dump bleach in your friends eyes on april fools day and he'll forgive you for it. God forbid you put clear tape on a bathroom door, though.

A: I slept with your girl last night, but last night was april fools day
B: Okay, its fine then

by cows are better than humans May 27, 2018

can i touch that bodonkadonk fool?

AHHHHHHHHHHHH

can I touch that bodonkadonk fool?
Human: "yo buddy, can I touch that bodonkadonk fool"?
Dog: "bark" "bite"
Human:"ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh"

by doughboi 2006 April 13, 2021

What up fool

stupid bitch half lookin ass

What up fool
heehaw

by anonymous February 5, 2023