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Spider-Aids

A aids disease transmitted via word of mouth.

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The origin of Spider-Aids is currently unknown but major bodies have contributed to the discovery of origin and based off their contributions it seems as though Spider-Aids originated from ancient Greek Maya pyramid tombstones, Patient Zero was a monk dignified in discovering his ancestral graves hidden in the depths of the Pyramid made by those who worship the Greek Goddess. Whilst searching for his ancestor's body, as he opened a tombstone a alleged spider came out from the body's mouth and lynched his web around the Monk, slowing hanging him whilst dragging him into the Tomb with the Ancestor.
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Those who have the disease known as Spider-Aids is the taco at your local gas station and a gay furbee from Toys-R-Us (recently closed)
Doctor: "You have aids."
Patient: "You mean Spider-Aids?"
Doctor: "Oh no."
by Tyrone long dick May 26, 2018
mugGet the Spider-Aidsmug.

Fuck aids

Fuck aids my guy, I ain't got aids but y'all ever thought about smashing sum bitch then turns out she fucked sum one else? Like damn dude if you smash not only are your getting sloppy seconds but you also might be copping her aids.
Every thot: hey daddy

You: hey lemme fuck your face

Every thot every: bet

You: bet

Your guy: she fucked Drake

You: FUCK AIDS!!!!
by Joan not John July 26, 2018
mugGet the Fuck aidsmug.

Ads AIDS

Last night I was watching porn hub and some Ads AIDS pop up about making my penis 6in bigger I had to shut down that window and open another page
by EmJayee October 2, 2017
mugGet the Ads AIDSmug.

Super Aids

Which can only be obtained by being raped by two gay men in THA BUTT HOLE then having fun with a downtown hooker who's cheaper than the clothes she is wearing. Consisting of all sexual contracted diseases.
I was having a great night till' those assholes gave me Super Aids.
by SleepingDante October 27, 2010
mugGet the Super Aidsmug.

The Kool Aid

A very unfortunate incident in which a man (or woman) performes cunnalingus and the recieving woman menstrates on the man. This obviously results in the giver having a red "mask". Following this, the giver shouts "OH YEAH!" and runs through the wall. Like the old Kool Aid advertisements.
"The Kool Aid" is a very risky meneuver, make sure that you do not hit a stud in the wall, or do it above the first floor.
by Dustin D March 25, 2008
mugGet the The Kool Aidmug.

AIDS

He's AIDS everytime the boss passes by.
by slimboyefx May 8, 2009
mugGet the AIDSmug.

kool aid

When a girl is so oddly fat that she resembles the "Jug of Juice" known as the kool aid man.
"Dude you know that girl who always wears those red maternity shirts?"
"Yeah dude total kool aid."
-A-Dog and nedbalek-
by anthonyferrando May 1, 2007
mugGet the kool aidmug.

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