when you you party so hard in vegas and want to change your flight in order to leave early as a result of the vegas vortex
scooter drank a handle of stoli at the mgm this past weekend and we never saw him again...i think he was lost in the vegas vortex
by lord black December 25, 2008

It’s the sore pussy you fly home from Vegas with. You feel it when you walk and know that you got plowed so many times that you won’t be able to fuck again for at least a week.
She told her girlfriends they barely left the room the whole time and she coming home with some Vegas pussy!
by Veep April 28, 2022

You know what it means.
by Tdog0304 March 9, 2023

A low-life swinousarous scumshit who dramaticates the very essence of his own rundown life with over exaggeration and incompetence. This fragile scrudgeberry shaft licker has a "hard time", when it comes to man hood, there for Dillon Vega must must remember mommy is always there to help when her bubblyboo is to busy unracionalizing basic properties of salvation. In other words Dillion Vega isn't a vagina, but if Jennifer Whatson and Simon Esner were in a room, she would be the guy doing you know what to you know who. The Asiayranian ecbleashin telemarketor in the closet watching your children dance to Little Einstiens like a beach marathan and the ice cream truck man had festilation ganausurations.
Billy~ Hey it's Dillion Vega over there !
Billy's Drunk friend~ I had a baby sloth who could fall over better than him.
Dillon Vega~ I haven't showered in months.
Billy's Drunk friend~ I had a baby sloth who could fall over better than him.
Dillon Vega~ I haven't showered in months.
by Sloauch. May 14, 2018

Billy was in the left turn lane, but realized that the Casino he wanted to visit was to the right. He decided to do a las vegas left turn.
by bush did 911 March 20, 2022

by dontusewhorerealname October 26, 2020

Doug: It looks like Vegas. Why does it look like Vegas?
Jamie: Probably because you're a fucking looney
Jamie: Probably because you're a fucking looney
by Senator Foreskin July 14, 2023
