unicorn shower

A golden shower but with horses and not people

I had a fun time at the farm doing a unicorn shower

by Horsecxxcxk February 10, 2022

goth unicorn

A goth unicorn can be described as a goth with an inner freak most of times, but if you get with a goth unicorn they are loyal and sweet but have a freak side as well. Their color preference is black and red butttt once she gets a unicorn bandaid she wears it like a boss. She is caring, very protective and mean but in a loving way to certain friends she is close to and often the mother in the friend group. She's a bad bitch but she is also very sensitive as well, she has anxiety and everything as well idk really. Those who cross may or may not end up in the hospital, just a for warning 😊. She's a short stack of pancakes and the hottest batch you ever gonna see. She's on fire "tHiS gIrL iS oN fIrE."

Person 1: "she's goth but what's with the unicorn bandaid"

Person 2: "she's a short stack of goth unicorns"

by Deadly Tiny Tot June 21, 2022

unicorn tail

the magical way to say ponytail

1: omg i love ur unicorn tail!

2: ok then

by BoxToTheLeft October 10, 2013

unicorn parade

A group of people unaware that they are retarded.

The school's frolf team is a real unicorn parade

by Chief Maizholington October 22, 2015

unicorn trainer

A woman who has a gift of having men ejaculate very quickly. Often porn stars are considered Unicorn trainers. They can often fuck and ejaculate several men at once. She’s often referred to as a unicorn trainer because of the shape of a man’s erect penis as compared to a unicorns horns.

That chick is definitely a Unicorn trainer, My dick is still sore.

by sidmon69 March 30, 2020

Petting a Unicorn

Masturbating. The act of touching oneself to produce a favorable feeling in the groin area. Usually accompanied by some sort of mental, visual, or audio stimulation to assist in reaching climax.

I could not sleep last night so ended up Petting a Unicorn.

by Baba Bizzle June 24, 2017

Unicorn tears

Tears of a unicorn. The magical healing powers of Unicorn tears can be seen a something exclusive and unique. Unicorn tears processed in skincare or makeup wil make you look younger, make you sparkle and make you look beautiful. If you drink Unicorn tears your health wil be better but a drinker of unicorn tears can be seen as someone cruel like if the unicorn was hurt to make it cry and you drink it's tears because you're so mean.

-Oh she's such a bitch she drinks Unicorn tears for breakfast.
-OMG this lipstick is so shiny and beautiful it contains Unicorn tears.

by NOVA-CAISEY November 9, 2017