Gooch Rag

Somebody who gives the name douchebag a bad name.
Inspired by the term Gooch
A Gooch Rag is a dirty old rag that is used to clean the gooch area of the body (the part of the body between the Asshole & the testicles).

That guy is such a Gooch Rag!
John that GR stole my business plans!

GR is short for Gooch Rag (and much cooler to use).

by S D June 3, 2008

e-Rag

Online tabloid magazine or other electronic news source.

Ryan: Where’s Josh? Tried to text him.
Michael: He’s probably on the e-Rag again. He’ll surface sooner or later.

by scriptwrite1 March 18, 2011

hose rag

a dirty, loose taint that looks wrinkly like old people skin

Dude, your mom has done some serious "playtime" cause her vadge was such a hose rag

by steelmen21 August 4, 2010

Gin Rag

To fix or put together using non-standard or improvised materials, specifically first aid and technology

we had to gin rag a fucking faux server

by Runragged-27 April 28, 2021

milk rag

A milk rag is a metaphor for being angry at someone.
Origin: Two girls were eating and one spilled their milk. She proceeded to clean it up with a paper towel. The other girl kept cracking jokes. Then, the girl who was cleaning it up replied, "I'm gonna throw my milk rag on you."

"One day I'm going to throw my milk rag on you."

by Simrandom February 20, 2018

Skeet rag

A rag used to mop up ones 'skeet' after waxing the dolphin (cum, jizz)

Don't blow your nose on that thats my skeet rag

by Yeetyeetbigfella February 14, 2019

rag bitch

A person who is really slow both physically and mentally. He is always sad and depressed which also explains their stagnant nature. A Ragbitch doesn't have fashion sense so dresses like a rag and behaves like a bitch. He has also realized that he is not competent to do anything. He has also tried the Cleveland Steam Roller on himself but nowadays sticks with Alabama Lean Pocket. Although he doesn't intend to be lame and repulsive, he can't help it because of his inherent nature. He fucks up all plans and can't be trusted.
Basically you don't want to be a Ragbitch.

Aarnav: Mom not home, lets drink at my place.
Raghav: Sure
----- Raghav doesn't show up ------
Aarnav: It's been 20 minutes, why aren't you here?
Raghav: My mom didn't allow me
Aarnav: Stop being a Rag bitch

Charlie used to be cool but now he is a Ragbitch

by Chillerkiller2016 May 27, 2016