Just cut the pubes in the womb bro

A surreal and jarring expression that blends bodily imagery with streetwise irreverence. “Just cut the pubes in the womb, bro” reads like a raw metaphor for addressing problems before they even begin—an exaggerated way of saying, “handle it early” or “nip it in the bud.” The use of graphic and unexpected imagery pushes the phrase into absurd, almost grotesque territory, challenging comfort zones and demanding attention through shock value. It straddles the line between crude humor and existential commentary, evoking themes of control, origin, and premature intervention.

"Just cut the pubes in the womb bro", Shut that down before it gets serious

by SonyTan April 16, 2025

pube poker

Beef curtains so dense and pendulous that they reach past the dick on penetration and poke a dude’s pubes.

I hooked up with the this girl the other night. Her pube pokers were so gnarly, they made me chafe.

by anonymous August 1, 2023

clear pubes

vicky’s pubes

Vicky got clear pubes y’all.

by anonymous November 12, 2022

Pubes

Hair on ur dick or pus pus

Bro I have the biggest pubes.

by Dick liver February 26, 2021

pube-lice-ity

When people be spreading rumors that you got crabs or some other fungus in your nether regions...

“Maaan...I got a lotta bad Pube-lice-ity right now...this girl been saying I got mad crabs to everyone”

by Johnny Lasagna February 24, 2021

pube catcher

Another name for the lint trap on your dryer

Your grandmother stayed the weekend, your turn to empty the pube catcher

by Cookie#3 October 14, 2016

nasal pubes

thick, disgusting, untrimmed hair sticking out of guys' noses. most often seen in older dudes, or geezers.

Gary wanted his barber to trim the hairs sticking out of his nose, but the barber said, "No, I don't do nasal pubes."

by pfon January 10, 2011