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owen macdougal

A manipulative asshole who will never find true happiness because the tumblr, skinny ass, weed addicted, big titted, dick suckers he so desperately wants dont exist and if they did they would never go for him because girls want a guy who doesnt make them feel completely worthless, fat, ugly, stupid and so gut wrenchingly lonely that they have no reason but to settle for his belittling ways and suffer in silence as their soul slowly whittles away to dust he would use in his next role-up. No, they want a caring, generous man who will great them with the respect and love they deserve. This is far from an owen macdougal. STAY AWAY.
That guys an absolute asshole to her, he must be owen macdougal. Only he can throw away his only chance of happiness over her minuscule imperfections.
by hattinlyf July 29, 2014
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Derek Owens

Official member of the OLDS who doesn't really get jokes or have much to contribute. Highly emotional.
You were such a Derek Owens last night when you lost the ability to understand sarcasm and yelled at those kids at the movies for making too much noise.
by burgestar January 20, 2015
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Pulled an Owen

The act of leaving without warning. Generally thought of as rude, and annoying.
-Person 1 "Hey wait where's Andrew? I was just talking with him!"
-Person 2 "I guess he just Pulled an Owen"
by RandomishAsian December 31, 2015
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Owen

The most awesome guy you will ever meet. Loves Star Wars and Monty Python.
Owen is so cool.
by StratoMcRatto November 25, 2018
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Cody Owens

Cody Owens was the baby from the movie Labyrinth
by IMDB Famous Baby November 28, 2018
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Owen Compton

Sad ass dude rn💔😔
Instead of saying the word “SAD” say Owen Compton😀
by Lilpack14 @amos December 3, 2018
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Owen

Someone who wipes his gouche hairs with his index finger and sucks it for 5 mins.
"what did Harvey do last night?"
"oh rumour has it he did an Owen in front of his bird"
by C0ck muncher December 3, 2018
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