Owen

fat bastard anybody in the world called Owen is an absolute mong and is so retarded they cannot properly function without cracking wise jokes that seem to hide the fact they have a very shitty life and only ever date foreign women who eventually end up finishing them anyway

Wow Owen. You're a prick

by Owen green October 27, 2019

Owen

Owen is an amazing friend who will never stab you in the back. He is understanding, hot, very athletic and smart. He comes up with ideas most people can not understand. Owen is always there when you need him most, and willing to give you advice. If you are lucky enough to have Owen in your life, be grateful and never let him down.

"Hey, is that Owen over there?"
"Yeah, he's my best friend!"
"You must be the luckiest person on the planet!"

by U_r_Beautiful May 31, 2019

Owen

The sexiest man in the world. He is short with brown hair and has so much clout. He gets girls. He gets girls named Charlotte 100% of the time. He is very good in school and sports.

He’s such an Owen

by Maxwell146266 October 15, 2019

Owen

A perfect human. Maybe even better than a human. Owens are literally gods. They are so sexy, hot, handsome, beautiful and cute. Owens are just the definition of perfection. They literally have no rivals. They are tall, blond, blue eyed with amazing style.

Their aesthetic is also just absolute perfection. They are very selective with firends, and only find the best people posible (These people are still not better than a Owen).
Everyone aspires to be a Owen.

Owen's are perfection.

Owen is a god!

I love Owen!

I wish I was Owen!

by AnonymusBitch March 2, 2022

carter owen

The best guy you could ever have. He’s always there, a dick at times but will always love you.

“What’s wrong let’s talk about it.” -carter owen

by Aaahahhsjaa January 27, 2018

pulling an owen

when your crush responds “ok” after you tell them you like them.

emma: “britney what did he say? does he like me back?”
britney: “he just said ‘ok’ and nothing else”
emma: “britney… that means that he’s pulling an owen”

by kalopslc July 20, 2022

Owen Pablo Bailey

Owen is a complete Dumbass that has "asthma". He eats oatmeal to cure his depression and is very toxic. He is super homophobic and is a part of the kkk.

Jadyn McGrew: Henlo Dumbass
Owen Pablo Bailey: Henlo I want some cheese
Jadyn: okay Bish

by YourFavoriteGorl March 11, 2019