Where you take the largest turnip you can find, draw a face on it, and then go take a shit in a watermelon rind.
An upscale apartment where santa clause is kickin it with mrs clause. A bird flies in the window with a bandana covering its face like a bandit, calls them Jews, and flies away.
-Monster Turnip Stories
-Monster Turnip Stories
by Knargle Consumer July 3, 2011
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The same as a monster plus cocktail in spoons, except with the addition of anywhere between 3-7 extra vodkas.
Has, in all seriousness, been known to turn people's shite green
The same as a monster plus cocktail in spoons, except with the addition of anywhere between 3-7 extra vodkas.
Has, in all seriousness, been known to turn people's shite green
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Did you see that?! It just crossed the road in front of us. I think it was a Woods Monster. It’s real!
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A really blonde person. Typically a very weird blonde person that has tendencies to act out. For example: acting like a furry, squealing, screeching, etc. The Butter Monster also likes butter to the gallons. Practically made out of grease. Many people do not like the Butter Monster, but there are some exceptions.
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A really blonde person. Typically a very weird blonde person that has tendencies to act out. For example: acting like a furry, squealing, screeching, etc. The Butter Monster also likes butter to the gallons. Practically made out of grease. Many people do not like the Butter Monster, but there are some exceptions.
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