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The GRINDR method

The grindr method is a form of harassment invented by torland and was used actively in a very small com circle (pretty much unheard of by other comtards) where you would sign a nigga up to grindr under their name, spoof ur location to be directly ON their house, and match with a big black nigga, and then you tell the big black nigga that you have essentially a stranger cnc kink and ask them to barge in the front door, and say that no matter how many times i say "i dont know you", i really do, and do not stop fucking me no matter how much i say it.

grindr has since patched this (you cant sign up to grindr with mullvad and voip numbers anymore in my experience) (even doe you can just use a res proxy and smspool number)
764 kid: ahahah i extorted a child haha
chad grindrer: the grindr method awaits you, child
764 kid: uh what?
hours later....
764 kid: WTF WHY WAS I RAPED BY A BIG BLACK DUDE IM SORRY ILL NEVER EXTORT AGAIN
by skid raper December 25, 2024
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Slick Tone Method

When you are smooth with words, convincing but deceptive, top notch delivery but insincere
Cardi is so over Set no Slick Tone Method from Set will do
by Oz Amiri April 20, 2025
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the breach method

Verb. When a man has to pee so bad that he, instead of unbuttoning and unzipping his pants, just straight up pulls his cock out and pisses.
James had to pee so bad that he used the breach method to relieve himself quickly
by BigBadBitch:) October 18, 2022
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The Method

The method: A system one has mastered in order to bang a member of the opposite gender who is out of their leauge.
*sees a 5/10 guy walking down the street with his arm around a 10/10 girl*
I turn to my friend and point at the guy: "That guy must know the method"
by deez542728 February 16, 2024
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The Sock Method

The action that someone does to hatch eggs on Pokémon Go. By putting their phone in a sock, swinging it around at a moderate tempo, while also probably binging Pokémon Journeys…. Other methods include attaching the sock to a ceiling fan, a beloved pet Fido, or your helpful roomba robot. The sock method can be altered to satisfy any GameFreaks egg hatching needs. As long as your phone is in a sock, the method is being performed correctly.

To increase efficiency, toggling your Wi-Fi connection on and off as well as ACTUALLY WALKING OUTSIDE works just as well.
Oh just ignore Koda, he’s trying to hatch all the 10km eggs on PokemonGo before the next community day. The sock method seems to work really well, but they should honestly just go on a real walk and touch the grass.
by PPMoneyBags1127 February 15, 2025
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Gerry method

When you do a Gerry

Step 1. Obtain a Gerry
Step 2. Put in on a ceramic toilet
Step 3 oil up

Step 4 enjoy you Gerry! Bust that load on the Gerry
Daniel used the spaghetti method and bowl methods to obtain that Gerry method
by Bigtoess123 December 3, 2024
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The Hobo Method

The act of masturbating without pornography or any other visual aids. Often used by individuals who have no access to porn or those who are still too afraid to look it up.
"Bro, I just got done jacking off but the wifi was out so I had to use The Hobo Method."
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