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internet vampire

A person who connects to the internet all day at Mcdonalds by buying a refillable dollar coffee.
Joe was internet vampire. He was on the internet all day long at Mcdonalds sucking on his refillable one dollar coffee to pay for it.
by Silver Lion February 5, 2014
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That Internet Guy

The guy who feels the need to be a "troll" online. Found on Forums and social networks like FB or MYB. A clear indication they are being That Internet Guy, is when he posts on a girls' status that is 7 or 8 years younger then him, and make idle threats to seem bigger and have balls.
Did you see that guys' post on that 18 year old girl's status?

Yeah, he is totally being That Internet Guy.
by Sy T February 13, 2012
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internet knight

A guy who believes he can win the favor of a girl, even when she is a complete stranger, by defending her; usually over the internet. He ends up looking like a fool.
Bill defended Barbara against Tim's comment, but made himself look like an internet knight after Bill found out they were teasing eachother.
by SniperFi45 October 28, 2013
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Internet gangsta

Trying to look hard thru a screen usually because they are hoping to gain the respect that they lack in their real life.
Damn that Athena sure is a internet gangsta
by Mrgoodguy August 27, 2021
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Send an internet

Sending a message, invitation or other communication by electronic means. This includes e-mail, text, IM, Facebook invite, etc.

Often used when messaging a larger audience that doesn't necessarily have the same preferred means of communication. So some people in the group might get an e-mail, some a text and some a Facebook invite.
Hey, we're having a party on Saturday. Can you send an internet to Cameron, Katia, Corina, Ron, Kevin and Dave?
by RogerTango July 29, 2012
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Internet Explorer

The best web-browser in the world for downloading Mozilla Firefox.
When it comes to downloading Mozilla firefox, Internet Explorer does a magnificent job.
by John #2 July 12, 2005
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Internet Bisexual

1) One who frequents forums, chatrooms, or other online communities and doesn't take long to mention pointedly that he/she is a proud bisexual. The bisexual then relishes the attention from said community's more gullible and/or pathetic members. Internet Bisexuals are usually female, or males posing as females for attention.

2) By extension, anyone who lies about being bisexual or exaggerates sexual deviance for recognition or to fill a vacuum in personality.
"ZOMG where do you girls live? You should all throw on some schoolgirl outfits and come on down. We'll have ourselves a ball. ;-) <3 <3 ..."
by GMB October 9, 2004
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