Alcohol eve

Alcohol eve is the day before valentines day where you drink your heart out so on valentines day your too hungover to realize that your single and lonely

Jeff: tomorrow is alcohol eve!
Ben: we really need to get our lives together

by Idkimjustherefortheride April 5, 2024

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S(he) Be(li)eve(d)

A truly deep phrase that tells us much about society

Person 1: S(he) Be(li)eve(d)
Person 2: He lid
Person 1: What?
Person 3: Sbeeve

by Sbeve stole your balls May 14, 2024

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Eve

eve is a stunner #omg #this is your sign

lachy: wow she leng eve

by user153348957982462734 May 20, 2024

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Eve gelion

A turkish phrase meaning “are you coming home”. It also sounds like evangelion.

Guy 1: Eve gelion?
Guy 2: Holy shit depressed teenagers.

by EskiCherri May 29, 2024

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The day before the best day of the week. Formally known as Tuesday, a once dull, meaningless occasion was transformed by this excellent celebration of waste by certain households who treat Bin Day as the true start of the week — because what’s more satisfying than an empty bin and a fresh slate?

Inspired by the fictional, Christian celebration of ‘Christmas eve’, binmas eve has gone one step further. Because what is more festive than Santa cores, born out of treliske to a Camborne based family, uneducated, reeking of fags and poverty swinging by your house with a tasteful……‘alright slags’ to collect your forgotten waste.

“Nah I can’t come out tonight, it’s Binmas Eve”

“Oi, don’t forget, it’s Binmas Eve! Get the bins out or the bin men will get sad.

‘mikey bin mass eve gay boy this year”

by Yepstfucunt October 21, 2025

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Christmas Eve String Light

1) A sexual act (similar to the Mexican Lawnmower) where one inserts Christmas-colored festive string lights through someone’s mouth until it gets stuck in their rectum. The lights are allowed to stay there for multiple weeks until the person has to poop, in which case then another person digs in that person’s butt and pulls it out quickly while someone else plugs the lights in from the other end creating a display of vibrant color as the lights (and shit) exit the person!

Josh just got Ashley to Christmas Eve String Light him for his Christmas gift!

Henry wasn’t expecting to find Jenny with a Christmas Eve String Light being pulled out of her her.

by bayharborfartsmella November 4, 2025

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