dump fake

Like the pump fake in basketball this a simply a fake out. This fake out occurs when you’re trying to take a shit but get faked out.

Yo bro I think I may be constipated; that or I just got dump faked.

by igottashitbadly January 16, 2020

heli-dump

The act of taking a massive dump whilst spinning in a circular motion thus spraying and or plastering the surrounding area. Heli-dumps are best practiced at "the ex-girlfriend's place".

I did a heli-dump at work. My boss was somewhat impressed and or aroused

by theoxnardians July 25, 2010

Dump Boy

A derisive nickname for that guy in your office who spends way too much time in the workplace unisex bathroom taking a dump.

Well, there goes Dump Boy, he’s headed in there again, so we’d all better steer clear for the next 30 minutes to let it air out!

by Dr Bunnygirl November 09, 2023

Government dump

When a shit requires a lot of paperwork.

Bring me some more toilet paper, I'm taking a government dump.

by aguyinnc12 July 04, 2011

take it to the dump

When a native canadian woman get's anal sex from a white man.

Hey guys, I wanna "take it to the dump" with cindy tonight.

by marcelmarechal January 26, 2010

Erotic Dumping

When you’re taking a poop and the goal is to poop before passing out whether it’s by being choked or vagaling down.

Mitch asked Colton “did you do any erotic dumping yesterday?” Colton replied “yes, my wife Allie literally choked the shit out of me.”

by Lazer October 03, 2020

Twitter Dumped

Your partner finally sees sense and ends the relationship with you. You then bitch about it on Twitter, summing up your feelings in 140 characters.

Twitter Dumped examples:

1. Got dumped.. cried last night, cried in the shower. cried on the bus. about to cry. pretty soon a should be dehydrated.

2. My boyfriend just broke up with me for a short fat ugly buckteeth mewn little bitch---as u may tell...im not happy!

by TwitDumped March 04, 2010