A disease contracted by getting sprayed in the face by the milt (or semen) of a yellow perch while removing a hook from it's mouth after catching it. Fishing for perch is not normally a dangerous activity. If you or a friend gets hit in the face with perch milt, you will forever have "Perch AIDS". There is no cure.
"My buddy went fishing today and caught some perch! He also got sprayed in the face by fish cum, so he now has Perch AIDS forever. Poor bastard."
by Hoody802 August 18, 2013
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Person1: Hey, who are they?
Person2: oh! They’re Band-Aids, they help out with a lot!
Person1: you’re lucky to have them huh?
Person2: you have no idea!
Person2: oh! They’re Band-Aids, they help out with a lot!
Person1: you’re lucky to have them huh?
Person2: you have no idea!
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Get the Ass aids mug.Fuck aids my guy, I ain't got aids but y'all ever thought about smashing sum bitch then turns out she fucked sum one else? Like damn dude if you smash not only are your getting sloppy seconds but you also might be copping her aids.
Every thot: hey daddy
You: hey lemme fuck your face
Every thot every: bet
You: bet
Your guy: she fucked Drake
You: FUCK AIDS!!!!
You: hey lemme fuck your face
Every thot every: bet
You: bet
Your guy: she fucked Drake
You: FUCK AIDS!!!!
by Joan not John July 26, 2018
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by SleepingDante October 27, 2010
Get the Super Aids mug.A very unfortunate incident in which a man (or woman) performes cunnalingus and the recieving woman menstrates on the man. This obviously results in the giver having a red "mask". Following this, the giver shouts "OH YEAH!" and runs through the wall. Like the old Kool Aid advertisements.
"The Kool Aid" is a very risky meneuver, make sure that you do not hit a stud in the wall, or do it above the first floor.
by Dustin D March 25, 2008
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