Funny Monkey

a monkey who is autistic he likes to eat bananas to the point where he gags

do you see that FUNNY MONKEY?

HE IS SO AUTISTIC BRO

by N00nz May 9, 2021

c'mon kiki that was funny

Phrase popularized by the recent Starburst commercial. Used to elicit laughter, sometimes after a joke, sometimes at random. Usually said in deeper voice than normal.

Girl one: I think I sat in poop.
Silence.
Girl two: C'mon Kiki that was funny.

by 4evabig March 16, 2008

funny sex terms

Hot Mike-The act of crossing you legs indian style and being able to do a handstand at the same time while taking a shit and letting it roll down your back and balance the shit on ur neck

Instead of using the bathroom mike gave him self a hot mike to use his shit as entertainment

by C March 15, 2005

Funny Video Paralysis

When you think a video is really funny and then you show it to your friends and not a single person laugh and your shocked as they stare into your soul while you ask yourself "Why is not funny anymore!"4

Last night I was with Jake and Chad and I totally got Funny Video Paralysis dude, It sucks so much!

by Da Pink March 12, 2017

Choke Me Funny

A person on Discord who enjoys being choked to the point where it's funny

I had a weird conversation with Choke Me Funny the other day

by Choke Me Funny January 24, 2021

you're so funny

You're so not funny.

+ Did you fart? Because you blew me away.
- You're so funny, I'm screaming.

by dieghitto January 16, 2021

jokes are supposed to be funny

What people say when they refuse to admit that a joke went over their head.

Guy 1: "Wow, the song Africa by Toto is so good, there is a continent named after it!"
Guy 2: "Oh my god you're a fucking idiot. The song is named after the continent."
Guy 1: "Dude, it was a joke."
Guy 2: "Jokes are supposed to be funny."
Guy 1: "It's okay. You can admit that the joke went over your head."

by whatadickhead May 11, 2020