mud statue

racist term for black person(i.e. nigger, moon cricket, darkie, spear-chucker)

mommy look at the mud statue over there!

by racist555645646315634561321356 October 18, 2008

Kbarron Status

when you date a girl thats deffinatly jailbait or "fresh out the womb"

Person a: damn hes 40 and hes dating a 13 year old
person b: thats that kbarron status

by KiddehPorno January 14, 2011

carving a statue

The act of producing an exceptionally large, hard, and lumpy turd. Normally done with considerable pain. May tear hemorrhoids free.

We could hear Stew grunting in the washroom from the other end of the hall. He must have been carving a statue.

by Belinda S. August 24, 2006

Z status

Extremely extravagent and in depth, difficult to work on, over the top, designed in such a manner as to create a feeling of superiority through complication.

Person 1: man it took three hours to change one spark plug!
Person 2: wow sounds like it was Z status
Person 1: totally...

by Mike Highberger September 18, 2008

Stick Status

An extremely exclusive title given to golfer's that excel at their craft.

Yo man, you shot 68 at Alta on the weekend?! You got Stick Status breh!

by Steep Dogg April 20, 2011

Marshall Status

When a minor consumes so much alcohol that he/she develops long term dementia generally causing the consumer to creep like a pedophile in heat.

Early signs that someone is beginning to reach Marshall Status include:
1)At the beginning of the night, using terms similar to:
"Bro, let's get OBLIBERATED tonight!"
"Let's get FUUUUUCKED UPPPP!"
"I wanna get destroyed!"
"Dude. Let's just get demolished and do some crazy shit!"

2) Once drinking has begun, conversations similar to:
"Hi there my names Marshall" *wink, *leans in for kiss,

"Ewww i don't even know you!" *Slap

The person has probably reached Marshall Status if:

Projectile Vomiting occurs, to the point where a baptism could be done with liquid rejected.

Marshall Status is obtained often on college campuses where extracurricular activities are slim to nonexistent.

by Schall, the Novelist November 7, 2010

Status Killer

When someone you don't especially like leaves an unwanted comment on your facebook status, so people you want actually commenting and liking it tend to avoid it for fear of getting a response from the unwanted commenter.

Drew: "Man I had such a great status!!!"

Johnny: "Yeah man. Too bad Joe had to make the status killer saying'LOL!!!! I KNOW RIGHT!?!?!?!?!?!?!'"

by Tortuga Power March 1, 2011