Squatanking

Squatanking is the underground sport where bear meets man in an epic battle of champions. Simply tie your gooch / taint hair into a tight neat dreadlock and apply the weight. Now get naked in an open space and apply the youghurt. Prepare your legs a shoulder width apart and starting squatting profusely while simultaneously masturbating. For an extra bit of shits and giggles start plucking your anus hair one by one.

I had a killer squatanking session last night

by Powerful sweat session March 3, 2018

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Squashayed

When a squash gets squashed.

Kevin was in the kitchen squashing up a squash. It became squashayed.

by TMT214 November 12, 2018

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Squat thot

A woman who spends an hour in the squat rack, mostly testing while doing quarter squats and and accomplishing nothing of value

That fucking squat thot wasted all her time texting instead of building up dat ass

by Gains Train December 6, 2018

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Squashchino

A person who you can rely on that is squash like

You are such a squashchino

by Squashy March 4, 2019

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squash dome

Large cranium with thin whispy top hair enhancing a full forehead view for onlookers (five head if you will). Some who carry this squashdome with pride may exhibit dad like isms and sport an iconic mustache in family photos. This is so kids will forever have “that lovable father” image. Squashdomes also tend to drive teslas, sip pumpkin spice in the fall, and wear hawaiian shirts when doing daily activitiea

That guy has a squash dome.

by Teflonn September 21, 2019

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