Social Creep

A person who has a social networking profile strictly to keep tabs on others. They rarely or never post a status update or picture/s.

Your Dad joined Facebook just to have another way to watch you. He's a social creep.

Your boss never posted a picture or status, she's just social creeping the employees.

by Stable Girl March 3, 2010

social beard

To disguise your true intent in a social interaction by adding elements such as other people or exciting activities to distract those involved from your ultimate goal.

Inviting me was a social beard, he really only wanted to see you.

by Purple Coach June 28, 2010

social penis

when a girl always hangs out with guys to the point that she is treated as one of the guys. a girl with a social penis will be 'one of the guys' when in a group, but is still considered fuckable material when hanging out with just one guy. she's the type of girl who's cool with crude humour and sexist comments and isn't afraid to add to the conversation.

that girl is always out with the guys. she has such a social penis.
the girl acts like such a guy. she has a social penis.

by twister no.2 June 8, 2012

Social Rat

an individual, group or entity whom post information via social media which reveals private information with regards to another individual, group or entity without consent, in which the consequence can be direct or indirect; negative or positive.

"My carpool is already 30 minutes late. What the hell man..... =)" -Rich

"He got stuck in traffic ... LOL" - Dora
"Social Rat!" - Andy *2 Like*

Via Facebook

by Vietoriouz April 16, 2013

social broker

A professional individual providing necessary social therapy for individuals in need social interaction with the intent of meeting the needs both parties.

She is one of the best social brokers that I know of.

by gstock November 19, 2016

social lubricant

1. noun: a friend group, circle, or clique which is used by a member of said group to help facilitate relations (possibly intimate) with someone outside of the circle in a variety of possible ways. Can be considered a group of wingmen.
2. alcohol

Mark had a party and used us as social lubricant to help try and get into Tracy's pants.

by BusinessIncorperated December 2, 2014

Social Susan

A prostitute. A woman who enjoys the company of several men, especially if there's money involved.

"Did you see Mike's new wife flirting with those strangers?"
"Yeah, everyone knows she's a Social Susan"

by Vahnis February 17, 2019