Bert Kreischer sit-ups

A highly competitive exercise competition requiring each participant to insert a well lubricated prosthetic penis and or phallic shaped object(s) into the anus prior to performing maximum effort sit-ups. The goal is to perform the maximum amount of repetitions each round prior to the prosthetic penis and or phallic shaped object(s) fully dislodging from the body. A winner will be determined following ten rounds of continuous play with no more than a one minute break in between rounds.

those last few rounds of Bert Kreischer sit-ups was a gut check!

by Mr SlapNTickle March 20, 2023

Trainee sitting

Trainee sitting - The process of "babysiting" PSD trainees, keeping them from abusing, sabotaging or doing bad stuff.

"I feel like im Trainee sitting the new trainees, they just break the rules so much and I have to tell them how to do thier job well."

by MnaBad July 24, 2021

blunt sitting

To have the blunt for a long time as u bullshit or tell a story or you repeat to hit the weed with out passing

Josh:yah bro party was so litt

Kim:oh my fucking God Josh stop being a dickhead and pass the weed why in the hell are you blunt sitting

by Beatmydick69 October 1, 2017

Sitting on something

When you sit on something under you

Girl sitting on something mean it has to be under your butt

Boy no sitting on something mean it’s at least under your thigh

by The true meaning of sitting April 29, 2021

Seoul sitting desk

A sex act that modifies the doggy-style position. In this position, the top uses the bend in the small of the bottom's back to prop up a device playing porn.

My wife really wants to have sex but I don't know if I can get it up for her anymore!

Relax, dude. For all you care, you could be having sex with Riley Reid if you can sneak in a Seoul sitting desk.

by Raulcito August 28, 2017

Sitting court side

When a woman with a big ass (usually a teacher) bends over right next to your face as your sitting down.

Micheal: “Why do you love math class so much?”

Levi: “ because I’m Sitting court side!”

by Parker-lefty April 20, 2025

sitting them down

verb

/sit•T͟Həm•doun/

to defeat an opponent massively, usually in a high-competition game or MMO.

-It seems like John was sitting them down at that baseball game.

-Oh, yeah, I was sittin' people down every time they dueled me. Best part is- I beat 'em with a panda bear stuffed animal item.

by Bepepepepep March 25, 2016