Simon

Simon is a genuinely gay person and is never afraid to express it. Every lgbt person should have the confidence that Simon does.

Friend 1: ur so gay.
Friend 2: I’m basically a Simon.

by Babeslayer69420 June 5, 2020

Simon

Simon is a guy that obsesses over younger kids and gets themselves into trouble. Watch your drinks around them because if you aren't careful you may get a bit dizzy and wake up naked in a Simons bed.

be careful Simon is here

by lalaljpod November 22, 2021

Simone

She likes to give head to other people’s boyfriends how cute!!!

Person 1: she seems like a thot
Person 2: her names probably simone

by gloryboyzzzz July 6, 2020

simon and Maria

Simon and Maria are far the best couple ever. Maria is a girl that likes flirting but her eyes are focused on Simon and she's thinking about him, while Simon is a cute boy that will do anything for her and he is a loyal guy.

Simon and Maria make a very cute couple

by Storm breaker November 22, 2021

Simon Jones

A petite ground terrier with vaulting ambition. A penile length of around 5.3 inches, and a height of 5'7. Dangerous rage attacks, often dominating opponents within seconds, finishing dramatically and then escaping consequences. Fluent in arabic, gorilla tongue and english.

'The Simon Jones nearly took me down, but I terminated it with my shlong'

by Nicolas Belkin October 11, 2022

Simon-Booj

Dog

I love my dog Simon-Booj

by Simon-Booj September 18, 2020

Simon and Garfinkel's

A former Washington D.C.-based "yupscale" department-store chain dat featured live-music entertainment.

Simon and Garfinkel's stayed open 24/7 because they wanted to make sure their customers would still have time to shop after watching their singers perform for a number of hours.

by QuacksO December 6, 2020