A shower taken while drinking one or multiple beers. Has the same relaxing effect of drinking in a hot tub. There are different levels of happy showers. A regular one includes one beer, a double happy shower entails the drinking of two beers, triple with three, and so on. A super happy shower includes any of the above but while also receiving a blowjob.
Dude #1: Bro you're sweaty as all hell. Did you just work out? You need a shower.
Dude #2: Yeah, man, toss me a couple beers, I'm gonna make it a happy shower.
Dude #1: Where's your girlfriend at? Tell her to give you a blowjob and you can make it a super happy shower.
Dude #2: Yeah, man, toss me a couple beers, I'm gonna make it a happy shower.
Dude #1: Where's your girlfriend at? Tell her to give you a blowjob and you can make it a super happy shower.
by Dweebos Maximus March 18, 2009
Get the happy showermug. An Australian term describing the act of having a cheap cask of wine above ones head (either held by ones self or an individual known as the squirter) and squirting the contents into ones open mouth for a prolonged period of time, with such contents often pouring onto the face, clothes and hair, thus it is regarded as a shower of goon
by Paul Turner December 8, 2007
Get the Goon Showermug. Dude: Yeah, got a date tonight.
Friend: You're gonna take a shower right?
Dude: Shit. I stay "shower-fresh"
Friend: You're gonna take a shower right?
Dude: Shit. I stay "shower-fresh"
by f150baby December 10, 2010
Get the shower-freshmug. To take a crap and skip the use of traditional toilet paper and jump straight to the shower to clean up.
Steve: hey there Mike i see you made it into work on time today
Mike: Well i did a shower jump this morning and saved some time
Steve: I don't know what the hell a shower jump is but I'm promoting you to management!
Mike: gee thanks
Mike: Well i did a shower jump this morning and saved some time
Steve: I don't know what the hell a shower jump is but I'm promoting you to management!
Mike: gee thanks
by Duhwilly August 15, 2012
Get the Shower Jumpmug. to pregame in the shower. there is no actual "shotgunning" involved so this may be done with a mixed drink or a beer. The only stipulation is that the drink must be drunk ENTIRELY in the shower.
chick 1:you're so trashed... what happened??
chick 2: well, I only had a half hour before we headed to the party so instead of taking time to get ready and then pregame, I just shower shotgunned my screwdriver.
chick 1: probably not your best decision...
chick 2: well, I only had a half hour before we headed to the party so instead of taking time to get ready and then pregame, I just shower shotgunned my screwdriver.
chick 1: probably not your best decision...
by hapless2012 September 10, 2009
Get the shower shotgunmug. by bronzy November 14, 2012
Get the Bronze Showermug. a life-changing shower experience that involves eating an apple in the shower; the experience is best when done with another person and music (just make sure to keep the water cool enough so you don’t overheat lol)
Emily: Hey Nick, you know what would be the best way to celebrate our anniversary?
Nicholas: What?!
Emily: Shower apples!
Nicholas: Hey! I’m down! Happy anniversary :)
Nicholas: What?!
Emily: Shower apples!
Nicholas: Hey! I’m down! Happy anniversary :)
by Miwa_waq December 19, 2018
Get the Shower Applemug.