Screwed The Pooch

You've fucked up so bad the only real way of describing it is as though you have fucked a dog and have to explain it to your parents.

Morty: awe geez I really screwed the pooch on that one.

Rick: nice going morty, snowball will definitely neuter you after that stunt.

by The_law21 November 5, 2019

security screw

Person of the opposite sex that's referred to a best friend ensuring that they'll still get laid in event of a break up.

By King's decree because I said thee'

Man, did you hear Collin fukd Kat after him and Karen broke up? Told you that was his security screw. I knew they spending too much time together! I mean who goes dumpster diving?

by KingDirtyness March 30, 2023

screwing

shmexs
what else would it mean?
i mean yeah screwing stuff in to a wall i guess

"I was on my period whilst he was screwing me, when he pulled out it was red and white, so i gave him a Russian Popsicle to make up for the mess"

by not-a-racist December 19, 2022

confuse and screw

the act of confusing someone and this leading them into having sex with you. it has been found that the more you confuse the person, the more interested they will be in having sex with you.

He took her to the party and then didn't talk to her the entire time. When they got back to his house, they had sex. It was the ole confuse and screw.

by magentaorange June 21, 2016

screw juice

When there's a big rainstorm at the child factory that you work at so the buckets of screws that are everywhere get flooded with water and dissolve into the water making a uniquely disgusting fluid.

There was just a big rainstorm at the child factory that I work at so the buckets of screws everywhere got flooded with water and dissolved into the water and made screw juice

by sendhelppls August 21, 2021

Mowed down by the screws

Arrested.

Popularized very briefly by Archie Bunker.

Lester got mowed down by the screws at Occupy Wall Street today.

by LightninRon November 7, 2011

Rusty Screw

1. The act of intercourse while a woman is on her period.

2. Fuckin' while she's on her period.

This is an old Sailor's phrase. It comes from the rusty-red color of period blood. And the slang term "screw" commonly used to refer to intercourse. It should also be noted that human blood contains iron, and its red color is due to an oxidation (or rusting) reaction.

Me and my boo had a rusty screw on the kitchen floor. It got real rusty.

by drankinzailor January 5, 2019