by Jester_knight November 23, 2016
Get the vegan sausage mug.Like pressed hams, except this is when you take your penis and press it against the window of a car at someone, made famous by a man named Danny G
Ray:yo press ham at this bitch!
Danny G:nah dude thats for pussys, imma show this fool some pressed sausage!
Danny G:nah dude thats for pussys, imma show this fool some pressed sausage!
by Rayfromthecuntlasscrew1989 March 29, 2005
Get the pressed sausage mug.When a man or women or man and man are having anal sex and during the anal penetration, the women or other man shits onto the penis.
by knolller938 July 22, 2012
Get the Brown Sausage mug.A hand job.
by Mr. McSparklepants June 11, 2017
Get the sausage massage mug.Similar to "the peanut gallery", but a group, solely made up of men, who feel the need to pick at, comment on or gossip about something.
Particularly used during a military deployment about presents, goods, pictures, etc. that the women send forward which get "reviewed" by the other servicemen.
Particularly used during a military deployment about presents, goods, pictures, etc. that the women send forward which get "reviewed" by the other servicemen.
I don't think that life-sized picture of her in her wedding dress she sent will ever see the light of day. Could you imagine the comments from the sausage gallery?
by MadlyDeeplyTruly June 13, 2009
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When you are blindfolded trying to determine whether or not a sausage has been microwaved or cooked on the stove-top.
by CuntMaster69 July 15, 2022
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