Sammy

A person who deep down knows they are gay but doesnt seem to understand who they are but overall their chill and can get buff

Sammys gay

by Jackintheboxfromurmom July 29, 2022

Schrodinger's Sammy

A paradox of quantum superposition.

The peculiar rules of quantum theory means that Sammy both loves H and is still thinking about it at the same time.

Sammy: I love you, but I'm still thinking about it.
H: That's even worse than Schrodinger's cat, that's Schrodinger's Sammy

by h06i10 January 8, 2023

Sammy Sprinkler

When you get so intoxicated that you wake up in the middle of the night and accidentally urinate in your girlfriends underwear draw.

Connor Jason: what happened with Viv last night, she’s blowing up!
Samuel Andrew: yeah I’m in the doghouse, I did a Sammy sprinkler!

by Connormacdaddy December 8, 2022

Sammy Dees

the man, the legend himself .... a true SAVAGE MOTHER FUCKER ... This man gets cross faded, drunk, high and he fucks bitches all night long. He pulls all the ladys including the one and only MAE JACKSON.

boy “was that sammy dees”
girl “holy shit yea”
boy “i have now seen god himself”

by taylor kinkaid January 2, 2019

Sammy

That short guy who will not open up unless he trusts you with all his heart is Sammy. He likes to drink a looooot but he's harmless. He is a sweetheart, gives amazing advice to friends and will tell you the hard truth if he considers you a friend. If not, he will say what you want to hear. He can be mature and a child at the same time. It's always fun to hang out with him.

I'm going to drink all night tonight. I'm going to pull a Sammy.

by Eyebrowless Lady May 27, 2020

sammy

sammy is a cat being choken by a banana.
was banned for breaking up
smile

hi i am sammy person smile emote, pepehands

by dabberhero December 10, 2018

Sammy

VERY VERY Sweet... They are the literal most boring person person ever... They also eat cat hair and lint for breakfast never ask Sammy to barrow her conditioner she will literally chug the bottle so you won't get to use it ... Ps. They suck

Sammy that freakin #!$#*.

by Misss DIRTY DAN November 27, 2021