Hotel Royal Essex

Euphamism for Hot Oral Sex. Originally coined in Revenge of the Nerds part II.

"I cant wait for my gf's period to end so I can go down and take her to Hotel Royal Essex."
"I hear our local senator got caught with some floozy at the Hotel Royal Essex"

by watercat March 14, 2008

Gaynight battle royal

Parents use this to keep your kids single unless they are a girl results will vary

Mom:My kid is dating all of these girls how do I make him stop?
Me:Just get Gaynight battle royal they’ll be off him in less than a second.
Mom:Thanks

by -chocomilkdiva November 3, 2020

Right Royal Placking

To get the living bejesus beaten out out of you

The Spud copped a Right Royal Placking at the hands of the Convict

by Schlockywocky November 14, 2009

#1 Battle Royal

The message that appears on your screen after winning a round of Fortnite

Dude I got a #1 Battle Royal

by Fortnite Porn June 29, 2018

Royal Snatch Brigade

A large group of lesbians, usually focusing on themselves and not conversing with outsiders. Can also be used in reference to a group of girls up their own asses, acting as though royal.

I can't help but notice that the Royal Snatch Brigade is in town. What a big lot of bitches they are.

by ApricotsHaveCyanide July 8, 2011

Fortnite Battle Royale

A shitty game that begs you for money, has a bunch of little kids screaming in to their mics, your pet hamster would have more IQ then the developers of this game.

Fortnite Battle Royale sucks ass

by green909 December 18, 2020

Her Royal Twattage

A girl/woman who ditches her current commitment, (usually her girlfriends), to be with a man. A man would never ditch a night out with the guys to be with his woman unless she raised a royal stink.

Her Royal Twattage dissed me again last night to be with that loser Joel and today I saw him with another woman.

by Ms. Smack Down May 22, 2010