Reese

Reese isnt his first name its actually parker. He waistbands his shit because his dick is "too big". He uses his monster cock to call his crackers back home to preform a mating ritual.

Dang Reese are you waistbanding it again you faggot

by fredthezebraunicorn December 2, 2025

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Ree-lon

🤯 ME!? What is this!? 👉 *literally Elon*

Hym "And then REE-lon too. I mean, I was not hiding, like, at all. I would have said 'Poorly obfuscated my true identity in a way that was likely dangerous for me.'

by Hym Iam December 7, 2025

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Reese Darnell is truly the embodiment of a good friend. She is the kindest, smartest, most loving individual I have ever met. She always knows exactly what to say and when. She shows you her undoubted loyalty every day, without fail. Her constant unconditional love means the world to anyone she has ever talked to. She will never leave you alone. She can be the most talkative hyper ball of energy, but at the same time she knows how to have the most deep, intellectual, meaningful conversations. I will never love anyone as much as I love my Reese Darnell.

pale long ass lengthy asshole who can't kick a ball: "bro fuck Reese Darnell."
Lisie: "You have never truly met or at least understood MY Reese Darnell then..."

by Agent.cow.lizmister December 13, 2025

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Pulling a Reese

Someone who ditches his OG friend group to play Overwatch or Marvel Rivals with his other 50+ friends.

Pablo: Wait where did Reese go? I thought we were gonna play Roblox together

Isabelle: He said went to go play overwatch with his duo or whatever

Pablo: sigh* he’s pulling a Reese

by holybanana December 22, 2025

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