Time-Rape is the science fiction concept of time travel in which iron clad laws of physics dictate that any stop within the space-time continuum must be accompanied by a rape of a denizen of that time/locale by the time traveler.
This can be facilitated by the time traveler targeting times and places where women were considered little more than chattel and the penalties for what is now considered a violation were practically non-existent.
As it is a necessity of the structure of time travel, Time-Rape itself is generally not the specific goal of the traveler, though rogue individuals and groups do exist who hold it as their primary aim.
The consequences of not performing the Time-Rape are not fully understood, however, research has concluded that it is the psychological/spiritual equivalent of a kind of reverse Time-Rape where everyone alive in the visited time period not targeted by the errant traveler converges upon him to perform an eternity of rapes while the intended, and necessary, victim of the traveler presides in judgment.
Another hypothesized result suggests the bringing-forth of the Negrolocaust.
This can be facilitated by the time traveler targeting times and places where women were considered little more than chattel and the penalties for what is now considered a violation were practically non-existent.
As it is a necessity of the structure of time travel, Time-Rape itself is generally not the specific goal of the traveler, though rogue individuals and groups do exist who hold it as their primary aim.
The consequences of not performing the Time-Rape are not fully understood, however, research has concluded that it is the psychological/spiritual equivalent of a kind of reverse Time-Rape where everyone alive in the visited time period not targeted by the errant traveler converges upon him to perform an eternity of rapes while the intended, and necessary, victim of the traveler presides in judgment.
Another hypothesized result suggests the bringing-forth of the Negrolocaust.
Holy shit, dude. Are you telling me you didn't perform the Time-Rape? You are so literally fucked - and if it causes the Negrolocaust, I'll never forgive you.
by ajaxax October 27, 2012
Generally used to describe any form of using braids or similar appendages to bind an entity's will to your own. Once bonded, that entity's thoughts will mirror your own, and you will have complete control of the other entity.
This phrase was first coined in relation to James Cameron's movie "Avatar", when the Na'vi insert their "braids" into Banshees (Ikran) to allow control of the creatures in battle.
This phrase was first coined in relation to James Cameron's movie "Avatar", when the Na'vi insert their "braids" into Banshees (Ikran) to allow control of the creatures in battle.
Na'vi 1: "Dude, it looked like you had some trouble subduing that Banshee."
Na'vi 2: "Yeah, but I braid-raped it in the end."
Na'vi 2: "Yeah, but I braid-raped it in the end."
by Jake Syris December 25, 2009
Date rape is a fast growing phenomenon in Pubs and Nightclubs. The essential idea is that you spike a target's drink with a sedative drug, usually GHB or Rohypnol, and wait for them to become affected and semi-unconscious. At this point you offer to help the virtually incapacitated victim home or to a taxi, obviously nobody will be suspicious as the victim appears simply to be heavily inebriated. Having taken the victim to a secluded spot, you proceed to rape them, the effect of the drug ensuring they can offer no resistance or remember the experience/assailant. Due to the nature of the crime, in up to 80% of date rapes the victim knows the rapist well.
by TheDreamer'sClub February 18, 2005
In the game Gears of War, while playing in an execution match; when the enemy downs you and continually downs you, against your will, everytime you recover from a bleedout. Victims feel humility and anguish while the rapists usually just laugh at your struggles.
"Yea.. all my teammates died and the assholes on the other team down raped me and tried to make me quit. But like Jody Foster in The Accused, I held firm and let them have their way with me"
by king guillotine December 22, 2006
when a person comes to tell a joke, says the first part, and then answers without the person showing any interest in the answer.
Dude 1: HEY HEY HEY
Dude 2: hi, what do you call a masturbating cow....BEEF STROKIN-OFF. *runs away*
Dude 3: dude..... you just got joke raped.
Dude 2: hi, what do you call a masturbating cow....BEEF STROKIN-OFF. *runs away*
Dude 3: dude..... you just got joke raped.
by jankygirll June 20, 2011
Sexting a random number. Beware of sext raping minors, in case of this abort at once claiming you have the wrong number and say you're sorry. Have some shame.
To Sext Rape:
Me: "I rub my hands down your thighs, slowly caressing you, then slipping my dick inside you until you slowly moan my name."
Them: "DUDE. I DON'T KNOW WHO THIS IS. BUT I FEEL FUCKING VIOLATED. PLEASE STOP."
Me: "I rub my hands down your thighs, slowly caressing you, then slipping my dick inside you until you slowly moan my name."
Them: "DUDE. I DON'T KNOW WHO THIS IS. BUT I FEEL FUCKING VIOLATED. PLEASE STOP."
by 5-4-Frost February 06, 2012
A bullshit term, developed for the use of arseholes to create unnecessary conflict and unenforceable policies.
by Bullshit Patrol August 17, 2022