To exclusively go after women that weigh at least 265 or more and then justify it by say "Man she has a website, shes a model I had to do it"
Last night Bob was so drunk at the club he was Pulling A Jarred. He was saying to women "If she doesn't weigh at least 265 and smell like a quarter pounder, then there is no way Im gonna pound her"
by Jarred Hale March 18, 2011
When you say you're going to do something, but you don't do it, or if you do do it, you don't finish it until 6 months later.
Lain: Oi, have you finished it yet?
Francis: Yup, I've got it all done.
--7 months later--
Lain: ...you done yet?
Francis: Uh....it's almost done.
Lain: *facepalm* Oh my god, you pulled a Mika on me....
Francis: U mad, bro?
Jay: eue
Francis: Yup, I've got it all done.
--7 months later--
Lain: ...you done yet?
Francis: Uh....it's almost done.
Lain: *facepalm* Oh my god, you pulled a Mika on me....
Francis: U mad, bro?
Jay: eue
by eueb September 03, 2011
When someone says or does something relating to an old or outdated meme that only they would find funny.
by Vickilmao December 25, 2016
by Shockedqueen May 15, 2014
the act of walking around in public while pulling out your nose hairs and indiscriminately flicking them about.
by lonerangeroo December 05, 2011
To attempt something and totally fuck up, resulting in unanticipated, negative outcomes wildly beyond the immediate blast radius.
To believe one’s own bullshit for so long that one develops dangerous/foolish confidence, takes action, and spectacularly fails, devastating millions of people.
To believe one’s own bullshit for so long that one develops dangerous/foolish confidence, takes action, and spectacularly fails, devastating millions of people.
Uncle Vlad pulled a Putin by thinking he’d easily seize Ukraine, leading to the complete collapse of his country’s economy, the death of thousands of Russian soldiers, increased NATO spending, and the loss of his honorary Judo belt.
Ashli Babbitt pulled a Putin thinking she’d roll to D.C. and “protect” the Constitution on January 6th, 2021 — Biden was certified as President, she ended up getting shot in the chest, and the effort was declared a domestic terrorism event.
Ashli Babbitt pulled a Putin thinking she’d roll to D.C. and “protect” the Constitution on January 6th, 2021 — Biden was certified as President, she ended up getting shot in the chest, and the effort was declared a domestic terrorism event.
by Chad Zelenskyy March 02, 2022
When someone is playing Call of Duty Black Ops Zombies and has to leave in the middle of the game, abandoning everyone, since he has to go on a 15 mile bike ride.
*/*Round 15*/*
Randy 1: Sorry guys I have to leave the game to go on a 15 mile bike ride.
Randy 2: I hate you.
*/*Randy 1 left the game.*/*
Randy 2: I hate people that are always Pulling a Wyatt.
Randy 1: Sorry guys I have to leave the game to go on a 15 mile bike ride.
Randy 2: I hate you.
*/*Randy 1 left the game.*/*
Randy 2: I hate people that are always Pulling a Wyatt.
by BK Randy Scrandy August 16, 2011