Pull a Juno

To have sex on a recliner

"Dude, your recliner smells funky"

"That's because last night my girlfriend and I pulled a Juno on it"

Pull a Juno

by meuzikluver January 27, 2013

Pulling a Gelhaus

When a white trash man gets angry and puff there chest out like a pigeon and points there nose out like a bird's beak. often found with a riddling peppermint pig .

that dude was so mad he started to pulling a gelhaus on me .

by kprichmond925 July 06, 2020

pulling a jalen

When someone says some dumb ass shit and tries to cover it up by saying autocorrect

“Bruh your dumb I AM in tutorial!” THAT would be pulling a jalen

by Andre Garcia III March 11, 2019

Pulled A McCain

To have brought someone on board or associated yourself with someone whose embarrassing behavior makes you look bad and brings your character/judgement into question. Ultimately the choice to include this person leads ridicule and failure. This is in reference to McCain bringing on Sarah Palin as a running mate in the 2008 elections.

Person 1: Last week I brought my friend along with me to hang out with the cool guy I just met. She acted so annoying and he never called me back.

Person 2: Man, you totally pulled a McCain.

by madgardener January 18, 2010

pulled a prigozhin

- to entertain the entire world for less than a day.

- to promise huge yet underdeliver.

the wagners sure pulled a prigozhin short of moscow.
yeah, but it was sooo entertaining while it lasted.

by fbjexshbnu tree cshgg June 24, 2023

Pull a zero

When you go number 2 without wiping afterwards.
Similar to a no wiper but you just don't check.

"When hearing Julio took 2 times to wipe after his shit, beating the current record, Damion went a step further and pulled a zero."

"Dude did you just pull a zero? You smell like shit."

"I'm going to pull a zero on my lunch break and see if the bosses notice."

"I think Jenaé pulled a zero.. it smells really bad in her office."

by smoolio April 03, 2022

Pulling A Jarred

To exclusively go after women that weigh at least 265 or more and then justify it by say "Man she has a website, shes a model I had to do it"

Last night Bob was so drunk at the club he was Pulling A Jarred. He was saying to women "If she doesn't weigh at least 265 and smell like a quarter pounder, then there is no way Im gonna pound her"

by Jarred Hale March 18, 2011