When your friend asks about your questionable decisions/sexual escapades/conquests from the previous day/night.
"Hey (insert name here), did (insert other name here) polish the wood last night?"
"Greetings. I am not entirely sure what you mean. But let me assume you are talking about how I got my brains fucked out of my skull several times over from 3pm Sunday until 3pm Monday."
"Greetings. I am not entirely sure what you mean. But let me assume you are talking about how I got my brains fucked out of my skull several times over from 3pm Sunday until 3pm Monday."
by thefratlordoftheskies October 8, 2016
Get the polish the woodmug. Similar to the regular teabag, the polish teabag is where someone throws a grenade on the body of a player they just killed. The polish teabag got it's name because polish players commonly used this method of teabagging instead of the traditional method that is used more often.
The principle of the polish teabag is the same as that of the more well known teabag. It is a way of humiliating an opponent you just killed.
The principle of the polish teabag is the same as that of the more well known teabag. It is a way of humiliating an opponent you just killed.
Gamer 1: Why did that guy just throw a grenade on my body lol
Gamer 2: It's his way of teabagging dude, it's called the polish teabag.
Gamer 2: It's his way of teabagging dude, it's called the polish teabag.
by A15kk December 23, 2012
Get the polish teabagmug. The act of putting hotdogs or sausages into a clothes dryer, set to high, in an effort to A) cook for consumption or B) ruin the dryer. Typically done at a house party or the residence of a hated in-law.
by M@rk@133 June 23, 2019
Get the Polish rotisseriemug. Typically a female that has power over a younger man.
The female Bates the man with her sexuality and the man ends up quitting his job though his own inadequacy.
The female Bates the man with her sexuality and the man ends up quitting his job though his own inadequacy.
by Jojnny5 May 8, 2020
Get the Polish Mastermug. A term used to describe something (usually an object) in good condition, but overall being a piece of shit.
Hey, theres a free TV over on the sidewalk!
No thanks.
It looks functional and relatively new!
That TV is basically polished shit. It looks good, but its still shit.
No thanks.
It looks functional and relatively new!
That TV is basically polished shit. It looks good, but its still shit.
by Booty boy ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) July 22, 2016
Get the Polished Shitmug. One who polishes "peters", "peckers", "cocks" (penis). Commonly directed at one who is being described as a "fag".
by There are no other names December 8, 2007
Get the peter polishermug. by Jumbled McGobbledygook February 7, 2021
Get the burp polishmug.