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phat poon

when you take a fat shit on a girls chest, she then proceeds to lick it and picks it up, rams her fist up your arse crevasse putting it back up there.
me and my girl phat pooned yesterday
I really enjoy a phat poon
my grandma decided to phat poon with my dad yesterday
by Johnny sins 12 incher January 26, 2021
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Phat Hong

The fattest dude ever. When he jumps for joy he gets stuck. He will slap you at all costs.
Look at Phat Hong!

Yeah hes stuck again.
by Quazeemoto November 14, 2010
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Phat

Phat refers to a woman that is thick in all the right places. Not big bone, or FAT, but thick and juicy where it counts.
Guy: girl you phat as hell
Girl: I am not fat I weigh 120
Guy: I'm talking about that ass, you got a phat ass. You thick as hell.
by Rooselee March 3, 2015
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phat

You use “phat“ as an adjective to describe that you‘re high from smoking weed
„I‘m real phat right now
by Countryroawdz March 20, 2020
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Phat

daym thats ass if phat”
by babyyodasphatbussy February 19, 2021
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Phat shotty that lad

"Phat shotty that lad." One of the most heard statements in Grimsby and surrounding areas. The statement refers to the amount of cannabis that the said person smokes through a plastic bong (usually made of a plastic bottle). There are many variations of the word that begins the dtatemeny, here is a list of words that go from the smallest amount of cannabis to the largest.
"Backy shotty that lad." Just tabbaco

"Shady shotty that lad." Not alot of cannabis

"Alright shotty that lad." Average serving of cannabis
"Phat shotty that lad." Lots of cannabis
"Norty shotty that lad." Couldn't possibly fit anymore cannabis in the shotty pipe.
*recieves shotty* "sound lad." *Smokes shotty* *coughs* "Phat shotty that lad."
by The Guru of Grimsby December 30, 2018
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Phat

I got my two phat bitches here to back me up.
by Kildlsnher December 1, 2021
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