Friend: hey how did your hookup go last night?
Cheater: I kept thinking about my girlfriend and I got cheater peter.
Cheater: I kept thinking about my girlfriend and I got cheater peter.
by Jboooooooo December 2, 2019

A title you call an unfortunate individual when they act upon events with nothing but logic, sometimes neglecting any humanistic elements, sometimes mistaken to be mechanical. These individuals are usually hung up on another partner when regarding relationship status, almost to the extent to call this individual a renowned psychopath.
by pedrojeon November 10, 2019

Safe for work iteration of dick pick
by resin.one January 13, 2019

A Peter Storm attitude is a lifestyle choice. A no nonsense, often corner cutting, bargain bucket, reduced to clear approach to life which often results in sub par results but sometimes results in the jackpot!
E.g. Haggling on price for already reasonably priced items and/or purposefully taking the display model because price can be negotiated.
E.g. Refusing to pay for allocated seats on a plane but ending up with the seats you wanted anyway! They Peter stormed that!
E.g. Refusing to pay for allocated seats on a plane but ending up with the seats you wanted anyway! They Peter stormed that!
by Midnightspecial July 30, 2020

by ThanosRectum July 13, 2019

A sleeping peter is someone who, when given the opportunity to have fun, does not. Even when in the most rare and possibly fun situations, they don't participate. A sleeping peter will choose to stay away from the excitement no matter what. Often times they like to stay at home and do nothing. Sometimes you'll find them out at movies alone on a Friday night, or getting ice cream by themselves.
Aschley was such a sleeping peter for the bachelor's party last night, let's never invite him anywhere again.
by Ctown217 June 10, 2018

A ready rolled joint . For that special occasion. Taken from the children's show of the same name , and their "here's one I made earlier " quote
by Haako September 19, 2015
