Ionark Pat

A condescending pat

Nicholas: "My Firefox just crashed while playing Neopets"
*Person pats their back* (This is the Ionark Pat)

by Zero2onepath January 25, 2010

Pat

Pat is a person that is often caught brown nosing with the boss. Pat is commonly found in the wild circle jerking with soot blower mechanics.

Blowdry and BJ were slapping penises with Pat

by Shithead63 November 13, 2018

pat

a common tradition in cultured circles

>pat @7.92×57mm Mauser S Patrone travelling at 878 m/s
grr
>pat @7.92×57mm Mauser S Patrone travelling at 878 m/s
insert gif

by Mustard Boy November 7, 2020

Pat Hat

A Official Patriots cap worn during games

Patriots fans are always wearing their Pat hats during games

by EmJayee November 9, 2018

Pat

He is a Polish motherfucker but is actually pretty nice. He always wears tan ugg slippers and drives everyone around in his blue Honda. He is really smart though and might bug out if ice is put into his car. He plays soccer but no one has really ever seen him play so we don't know if it's actually true. He puts the music in his car much louder then it needs to be and knows the lyrics to every single Travis Scott song. Pats are good friends.

Hey did you know Pat is gay?

by the12345 November 28, 2018

Sus Pat

A person who works at a camp so they can be surrounded by little kids.

Knockout: That bloke only works here to be around children!

Chen: Yeah he’s such a Sus Pat!

by Connormacdaddy December 8, 2022

dr Jimmy pat

A children’s doctor who has you leave your entire life to sail with him whilst promising love, affection, reassurance, marriage and companionship.

Oh look, there’s dr Jimmy pat… I wonder where his Christina is

by 01000011 01100011 June 3, 2023